If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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