I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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