Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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