Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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