Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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