: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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