I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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