dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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