We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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