I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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