I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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