It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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