covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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