oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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