yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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