if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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