yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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