Can Purell be used as lube?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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