Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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