I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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