I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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