I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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