never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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