well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I look better un-naked...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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