So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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