What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
vagina is talking i cant
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
