It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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