so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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