i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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