no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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