is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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