So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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