I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
vagina is talking i cant
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I supernannyed him into submission
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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