how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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