Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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