I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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