and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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