wanna go halves on a baby?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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