3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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