do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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