You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
