So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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