I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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