do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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