i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
