1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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