Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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