She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
