I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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