I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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