Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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