And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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