he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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